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Stuff I Wish More Karaoke Machines Had

ByRory Kelly
  • Invocal
  • More Stephen Sondheim, specifically:
    •  Moments in the Woods from Into the Woods
    • You Could Drive a Person Crazy from Company
    •  More from Dick Tracy
  • Girl you don’t need make-up from Inside Amy Schumer
  • Free cake, even if you’re not singing karaoke
  • Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus
  • Closing Time by Semi-sonic
  • Remix to Ignition by Kelly
  • Kiss Me by Six-pence None the Richer
  • Disney Villain Songs
    • Be Prepared from The Lion King
    • Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame
    • Mine, Mine, Mine from Pocahontas
    • Friends on the Other Side from The Princess and the Frog
  • A solution to world hunger (see: Free cake)
  • Corpse Bride Soundtrack
  • I Put a Spell on You from Hocus Pocus
  • The approval that I crave from my parents
  • In the Dark of the Night from Anastasia
  • Unconditional love
  • Clean, renewable energy
  • A relief from my constant self-consciousness
  • Peeno Noir by Titus Andromedon

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