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Dreams

Dreams Show me an adult all of whose dreams are mutually achievable and I’ll show you a liar and, worse, someone who thinks they’ve got life figured out. Never trust people like that. When I was little, I really wanted to be a wizard. I picked up stick after stick after stick and waved them…

WATN: Louie Bertenshaw
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WATN: Louie Bertenshaw

    Herzlichen Glückwunsch aus Österreich (or Austria)! I am writing you from what I’ve dubbed the Beverly Hills of Austria– a community far too wealthy for me to be living in, as evidenced by students riding to school in BMWs and Hummers. I am still effectively an ALT, just entirely self-sufficient this time as…

Plight of the Penguins: Should I Stay or Should I Go
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Plight of the Penguins: Should I Stay or Should I Go

  I’ve just signed my reappointment papers. Well, by the time this is published, it won’t be “just,” but you get the idea: I’ve made my mind up: I’m staying for another year. If a woman were to get knocked up right now, she could carry the baby to full term, birth it, realistically travel…